The Actual Work Vs Sitting on Your Ass Debate

"Why don't you buy a new laptop?"

"This one ain't broken yet."

"But there's so many things it can't do."

"What do you do for a living?"

"I'm in IT."

"Can you plaster a brick wall?"

"No."

"Can you replace a fanbelt?"

"Er, no, lol, I employ people to do that stuff."

"And here I am, not killing you."